TT: The short answer is that they fixed all of their problems. War, poverty, disease, those are all extinct ideas.
TG: yeah but so's lunchables. pyrrhic victory
TT: You've never eaten Lunchables.
TG: neatly partitioned meats and cheeses appeal to me on an aesthetic level ok mfer
EB: how long has it been like this?
TT: On April 7th, 2026, people stopped being born. On the same day, people stopped dying, and people stopped aging.
TG: ham cheese. ham cracker. cheese cracker. ham and cheese cracker. ham and cheese